Well, maybe. They haven't called.

Lisa posted an ad on Craigslist to sell the dryer that had come with our house. It still works; we'd just gotten newer ones from Neil and Teri. She was contacted by a girl also named Lisa, who has actually not yet called.

Anyhoo, Lisa--our Lisa--was wondering why the e-mails from the other Lisa kept getting junked by Hotmail. Eventually she got Hotmail to unblock everything except the girl's website: michelleandlisa(dot)com. Hotmail does not approve, and neither might your workplace.

So she IMed me about it. "Malibu Stacy bought our dryer?" I asked.

But that's not the weird part.



These girls are twins, hey. Sisters. Think about that. I have a sister and at no time have I undone her top, certainly not in photos. Similarly Lisa has a brother and claims never to have undone his pants, though she tells a story involving sand and trucks.

So why is this hot? Simple: so long as you think of this woman as a plastic object--which she admittedly resembles--there's nothing wrong with having multiple identical plastic objects.

It's like the wall of Buzz Lightyears in Toy Story 2. What could be wrong about that? Unless they're undoing each other's tops.