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  • Jan. 4th, 2008 at 10:00 PM
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Instructions:

1. The first article title on the Wikipedia Random Articles page is the name of your band.

2. The last four words of the very last quotation on the Random Quotations page is the title of your album.

3. The third picture in Flickr's Interesting Photos From The Last 7 Days will be your album cover.

4. Use your graphics programme of choice to throw them together, and post the result.



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Couples Meme

  • Oct. 25th, 2007 at 9:04 PM
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From [info]pixelfish and [info]madeileen

1. Who eats more?
Me. By a lot. Lisa never used to eat dinner most of the time, before she had to live with my six-hour timetable.

2. Who said "I love you" first?
I don't really remember.

3. Who is the morning person?
I generally want to get out of the bed first.

4. Who sings better?
I've almost never heard Lisa sing. She's heard ME sing. Which doesn't at all mean I'm good at it.

5. Who’s older?
Me, by four and a half years or so. Babysnatcher!

6. Who’s smarter?
Don't people get killed for answering this question. We're evenly matched; she has a better memory, but I think I'm better at reaching nonlinear conclusions.

7. Whose temper is worse?
Neither of us screams or throws, but she holds grudges.

8. Who does the laundry?
We each wash our own clothes. I refuse to be involved in the shrinking or non-shrinking of feminine garments. I know whether MY stuff will shrink or not.

9. Who does the dishes?
Me. I kind of like to strap on the iPod. Also I poison myself when I cook.

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Which is the right side of the bed? The right side from where? If you're lying on your back on our bed, Lisa sleeps on what would be your right side. I sleep nearer the window.

11. Whose feet are bigger?
I think mine are almost twice the size of hers.

12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers.

13. Who’s better with the computer?
She uses Windows, which I'm vaguely competent at, as I have XP running on my Macbook. I use a Mac, which she uses perfectly well at work. But I'm in charge of the router and the AirDrive and plugging the laptop into the TV and vaccuuming out her case fan, so I think I have the edge.

14. Do you have pets?
We have a cat and two canaries and various numbers of fish.

15. Who pays the bills?
We split the cost, but I do the actual paying. Though Quicken tells me when to do so.

16. Who cooks dinner?
Lisa. See poisoning, earlier.

17. Who drives when you are together?
I do. Calgary has neither large bodies of water nor visible mountains as landmarks, so Lisa can't navigate through it without a lot of careful planning.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We have a joint account, and we pay from that. Except our health benefits come from her paycheque, so I pay sometimes.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I'm sure it's me, and I won't hear anything to the contrary.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me. I know I forget things. Lisa often needs proof.

21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine. Lisa's lives in B.C.

22. Who named your pet(s)?
The fish don't have names, and I'm pretty sure I named Feep and Peep. The cat predates Lisa.

23. Who kissed who first?
Isn't that pretty much mutual? Anyway me.

24. Who asked who out?
"Out" was "to Kelowna." I don't remember who decided I was going.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me.

27. Who’s taller?
Me, by a lootttt.

28. Who has more friends?
I don't know. She has friends from grade frigging two. Since she never loses them, and I wander away from people constantly, she has the advantage.

29. Who has more siblings?
Dead heat. One each.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
We both wear pants. But she quite likes no-pants time.

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Feb. 20th, 2007

  • 3:51 PM
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Mr. Bennet

You scored 50 Idealism, 41 Nonconformity, 50 Nerdiness

Are you on the list?

Congratulations, you're Mr. Bennet! You are one mysterious person with mysterious motives. Despite all the mystery, it's clear that you believe what you do is for the greater good, and you are obviously a well-educated person in your field.

Your best quality: Dedication to your work/organization/etc.
Your worst quality: Keeping too many secrets












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You scored higher than 99% on Idealism
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You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness




Link: The Heroes Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Music-Deploying Portable Enticement Snare

  • Feb. 8th, 2006 at 10:25 PM
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My iPod arrived at work on Monday morning. The first thing I did was to leave it untouched on my desk for three hours because I was very busy.

The next thing I did was to tear off the shipping plastic. I hate leaving shipping plastic on things, possibly because my grandparents insist on keeping their remote controls in their original shipping bags, and pushing the buttons through the plastic. That and their couch.

Lisa kept the plastic shipping sticker on her camera's LCD for a long time, until I finally and purposely ran my thumbnail right down the middle of it. Then she took it off.

The thing about iPods, though, is that they scratch like motherfuckers. So I stuck the shipping plastic back onto the front, which thrilled Lisa no end. She gloated a bit.

pictures! )

4 things meme )

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Batgirl Beyond

  • Jan. 14th, 2006 at 2:27 AM
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Batgirl Beyond
Batgirl Beyond

Today the entire goddamn Internet decided to draw Batgirl. Somewhere, a hairy, middle-aged and sweaty Batgirl fan now owes his soul to Satan the Dark Prince.

Check out all the Batgirls--around 350, when I posted mine--at http://www.livejournal.com/users/himynameisjamie/345568.html

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5 Weird Things

  • Dec. 31st, 2005 at 12:33 PM
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Tagged by [info]kyohazard

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "Five Weird Habits of Yourself" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and list their names.

5) I don't like colours; I only like black or grey. [info]alexisbean's husband didn't recognize me because I was wearing a red shirt--the second time he met me.

4) I only fart in my sleep.

3) I stick my tongue out a little when I concentrate.

2) I can't handle the sound of nail clippers.

1) Lisa and I took our relationship mush-talk from Silence of the Lambs. "Is it tired? Does it want to go to bed?"

I tag [info]freckles30, [info]glitterbean, [info]bastcat, [info]darkjazon, and m3ph1st0, five people I defriended because their journals have tumbleweeds blowing across them from disuse. (Except Jason. He's got a pity link still.)

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Name A Movie:

  • Sep. 20th, 2005 at 8:31 AM
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Copied from [info]gdg

Name a movie...

that makes you sad: Batman & Robin
that makes you laugh your ass off: Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
that was way better than you thought it would be: Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
that brings out the romantic in you: The Crow?
that has awesome dvd extra features: Pirates of the Caribbean
that is totally underrated: Josie And The Pussycats
that you can recite every line of dialogue to: Mystery Men
that words cannot describe: Embrace of the Vampire
that is super sexy: Tank Girl (because of Jet Girl)
that has a great soundtrack: Dark City
that you really want to see: Mirrormask
that you have no interest in seeing: Man, you can't swing a cat. Let's say Herbie Fully Loaded.
that you geek out over: MST3K The Movie
that puts you in an emotional, melancholy state of mind: City of Angels
that scares the hell outta you: Titanic
that makes you feel like a kid again: Back To The Future II
that inspires you: The Incredibles
that proves all remakes don't suck: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
that wasn't as funny as you thought it'd be: The Ladykillers
that deserves a sequel: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
that should never have happened: Popeye
that has a kick ass movie poster: V for Vendetta
that has a kick ass dvd case: Star Wars Trilogy
that is one of your guilty pleasures: Josie And The Pussycats
that changed the way you think about "old" movies: Ah, a trick question!

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Yoinked from Kyle

  • Aug. 19th, 2005 at 8:31 AM
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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answers )

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Everyone Make Fun Of Anubis. Call Him Slow.

  • Aug. 4th, 2005 at 10:19 AM
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Anubis
Indeed, you are 83% erudite, 54% sensual, 45% martial, and 70% saturnine.
Anubis was the Egyptian God of funerary rituals and the protector of the dead as well as the judge of souls and ruler of the underworld. Since it was his duty to weigh souls (along with the Goddess Maat) as a means of discovering the content of honesty, Anubis was also the God of truth.

He is usually seen as a man with the head of a jackal holding the divine sceptre carried by kings and Gods, but he can also be found on the walls of tombs as a black jackal or dog accompanying Isis. By no means an evil God, his domain of graves and tombs was nevertheless a frightening one, but then, one that offered the chance of an afterlife.

But why did the Egyptian God of the Dead have the head of a jackal? Well, jackals have the uncomfortable habit of lurking about tombs and graves, which was one of the reasons why the Egyptians sought to make their tombs more elaborate; to keep the bodies safe from the rather smart black canines. It is only natural therefore that a God of mummification would be connected with them. By worshipping Anubis, they hoped to invoke him to protect their deceased and assure their safe journey through the underworld, his domain.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Dagda. …
Erudite: Thoth. …
Sensual: Frey. …
Martial: Mars. …
Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. …

Erudite & Sensual: Amun. …
Erudite & Martial: Odin. …
Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. …
Sensual & Martial: Zeus. …
Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. …
Martial & Saturnine: Loki. …

Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. …
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. …
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. …
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.




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You scored higher than 64% on erudite
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You scored higher than 5% on sensual
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You scored higher than 15% on martial
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You scored higher than 67% on saturnine
Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

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